so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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