I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
