I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
