yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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