Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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