Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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