I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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