grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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