I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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