so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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