I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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