Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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