She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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