we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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