yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
