I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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