I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i can't believe i had my finger in that
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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