The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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