i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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