I want to stick my p in your. b.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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