I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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