And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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