i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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