jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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