i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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