you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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