Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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