That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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