i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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