Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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