how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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