just come out here and I will go home with you...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My underwear smells like fireworks.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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