Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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