Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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