He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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