Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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