I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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