Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
a search helicopter?!
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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