Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
