i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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