what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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