Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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