So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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