You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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