He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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