whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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