Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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