Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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