oh god the rape fog is back!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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