Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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